Reality Ruined My Life

calciumwaves: IT’S ALMOST MIDNIGHT AND THERE WAS A KNOCK AT MY DOOR SO I CAUTIOUSLY OPENED THE DOOR...

Sun, 05 May 2013 02:56:47 -0400

IT’S ALMOST MIDNIGHT AND THERE WAS A KNOCK AT MY DOOR SO I CAUTIOUSLY OPENED THE DOOR THEN TWO DRUNKEN GUYS SHOUTED “SURPRISE” THEN LOOKED AT ME FOR A MOMENT AND WENT “FUCK WE’RE AT THE WRONG HOUSE” AND RAN AWAY DOWN THE STREET OH MY GOD

It’s not a one direction song without a “na na na”

Sun, 05 May 2013 02:21:57 -0400

It’s not a one direction song without a “na na na”

jungle-stroll: he has a dirty secret

Sun, 05 May 2013 02:21:17 -0400

jungle-stroll:

he has a dirty secret

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Sun, 05 May 2013 02:17:08 -0400

ed-sheeran-music: what is going on if this is a video plEASE...

Sun, 05 May 2013 02:17:02 -0400

ed-sheeran-music:

what is going on if this is a video plEASE LINK meE

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Sun, 05 May 2013 02:16:38 -0400

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Sat, 27 Apr 2013 14:07:50 -0400

deductionswiththedoctor: So we started reading Romeo and Juliet in English class and i yelled out...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 14:07:32 -0400

deductionswiththedoctor:

So we started reading Romeo and Juliet in English class and i yelled out SPOILER: Romeo and Juliet die… and i shit you not at least 1/3 of the class got really pissed at me beacuse they didnt know thats how it ended

nialljustgotwet: remember that time niall and harry sang karaoke togetherand harry’s arm was around...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 14:07:16 -0400

nialljustgotwet:

remember that time niall and harry sang karaoke togetherand harry’s arm was around niall and i’m still crying

footmeetsface: spoon-party-of-bombur: multipack: amyeatfeast: stopthatitssilly: alexkisu: multi...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 14:06:25 -0400

footmeetsface:

spoon-party-of-bombur:

multipack:

amyeatfeast:

stopthatitssilly:

alexkisu:

multipack:

f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for uninvited

c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten

k is for krispy kreme yum

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me

DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA

bromanceshmomance: Harry: That was like uhh telepathy… Louis:...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 14:06:00 -0400

bromanceshmomance:

Harry: That was like uhh telepathy…

Louis: Yeah. Really? That’s cute.

hitlersasshole: I burn like 2000 calories everytime i put my bed sheets on by myself

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 14:05:34 -0400

hitlersasshole:

I burn like 2000 calories everytime i put my bed sheets on by myself

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Sat, 27 Apr 2013 14:01:11 -0400

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redkiteslongnights: applepiesfromscratch: Cost of the Mars...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 22:09:37 -0400

redkiteslongnights:

applepiesfromscratch:

Cost of the Mars Curiosity Rover - $800 million

Cost of a team to operate the Mars Rover - $1 billion

Total Cost of the Mars Science Laboratory mission - $2.5 billion

Accidentally drawing a penis on the surface of another planet - Priceless

As if Mars could get any more masculine oh my god

trentaicedcoffee: when ed sheeran screams ‘love me’ in ‘give me love’ that’s me in every situation...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 22:08:52 -0400

trentaicedcoffee:

when ed sheeran screams ‘love me’ in ‘give me love’ that’s me in every situation in life

tardisheart: DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 22:08:45 -0400

tardisheart:

DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!

shavingryansprivates: i get lonely really easily and quickly and i just need little reminders every...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 22:08:35 -0400

shavingryansprivates:

i get lonely really easily and quickly and i just need little reminders every now and then that i am cared for and loved

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Sun, 21 Apr 2013 20:18:48 -0400

njena: its a shame that in 6 or so billion years, any and all existence on earth will be wiped out...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 15:53:50 -0400

njena:

its a shame that in 6 or so billion years, any and all existence on earth will be wiped out by the sun’s expansion, and it’s almost scary to think about how even now the sun continues to grow bigger and hotter, sexy and hotter let’s shut it down. pound the alarm

winchesterbr0s: hesmybrother-hesadopted: czarnoksieznik: beesmygod: “chuffed doesnt mean what...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 15:49:16 -0400

winchesterbr0s:

hesmybrother-hesadopted:

czarnoksieznik:

beesmygod:

“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”

it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing

what in the shit pissing fuck

This makes me really chuffed.

This post is quite egregious